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Блондинка решава да се беси...
Отива тя в парка ислед малко минава един човек и пита блондинката , защо се е завързала през кръста.
Тя отговаря:
- Ами беся се.
Той продължава:
- Тогава защо не се завържеш през врата?
Тя отговаря:
- Пробвах ама не мога да дишам!







Блондинка пита:
- Извинете, а какво означава " i don`t know"?
- "Не знам" !
- Странно, който и да попитам не знае!






Спират блондинка за превишена скорост.Полицаят я пита
-Госпожице знаете ли с колко километра в час сте се движели
-Не господин полицай незнам-отговаря блондинката
В това време на полицая му се обаждат по радиото
-Докладвайте полицай-говори сержантът
-Спрял съм тука една блондинка за превишена скост
-Аааааааааа знам я тая-отговаря сержантът- ей сега мина покрай мен свали си панталоните и ще видиш кво ще стане
Полицаят отишъл при блондинката и си свалил панталоните




Една циганка родила братче и сестриче.Братчето се казвало Мозък,а сестричето-Гледай си работата.Разхождали се и на момченцето му се припикало и отишло в храстите.На пътя се задал полицай и попитал момиченцето.

-Как се казваш?

Момиченцето отговорило:

-Гледай си работата.

-Кажи си името бе дете!

-Гледай си работата!

-Абе ти имаш ли мозък?

-Да.Ей там е в храстите и пикае.



Катаджия спира кола за проверка през нощта. Поглежда през стъклото- шофьора с колан, с хендсфри, по правилник! Полицая се усмихва и казва:

- Честито, току що спечелихте 500 лв от програмата "Водач за пример"! Какво мислите да направите с парите?

- Ами на първо време да изкарам шофьорски курс! - казва човека, а жената до него се обажда:

- Не го слушайте, г-н полицай, той като е пиян само глупости говори.

От задната седалка се надига едно момче и вика:

- Абе, аз ви казах, че с тая крадена кола далече няма да стигнеме!

А от багажника се чува глас:

- Кво става, бе, минахме ли границата вече?!?