- Кои са трите любими думи на акулата? - Човек зад борда

Млад професор изнася лекция в университета. Накрая той пита:- Имате ли въпроси?След кратко мълчание се чува женски глас:- Женен ли сте?


Надпис в студенската менза:
"Уважаеми студенти, умоляваме ви да не хвърляте кюфтетата! Вече три кучета умряха."

По време на урок децата станали много шумни и за да ги успокои учителката започва да им обяснява за произхода на мълниите.- Надявам се, че разбрахте всичко? Иванчо, кажи защо мълнията не удря никога на едно и също място?- Защото след първият удар, това място вече не съществува, госпожо.


-Ало!
-Да!
-Иво ти ли си?
-Да кажи!
-Бременна сам!
-Имаш грешка! :D :D :D

Преди свадбата:

ТОЙ: Ура! Най-после! Едва дочаках!
ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?
ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!
ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?
ТОЙ: Разбира се!
ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?
ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?!
ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?
ТОЙ: Да!
ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?
ТОЙ: В никакъв случай.
ТЯ:може ли да ти вярвам ?

След свадбата прочетете отдолу-нагоре =]

Виж дискусиите! ;)




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