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__H2OH2O______H2OH2O_________H2OH2OH2OH2OH2OH2O_________H2OH2OH2______1. Кажи пред всяка дума думата "крава"
Крави
За
говори
да
идиот
този
накарах
време
колко
виж

2. Направили гоω Добре. Сега повтори след всяка дума думата "крава".
Крави
За
говори
да
идиот
този
накарах
време
колко
виж

3. Сега имай търпение. Повтори преди и след всяка дума думата "крава".
Крави
За
говори
да
идиот
този
накарах
време
колко
виж

4. Направи ли гоω Супер а сега идненадата - прочети думите отдолу - нагоре. Давай.
Крави
За
говори
да
идиот
този
накарах
време
колко
вижКатаджия спира кола за проверка през нощта. Поглежда през стъклото - шофьора с колан, с хендсфри, по правилник! Полицая се усмихва и казва:
- Честито, току що спечелихте 500 лв от програмата "Водач за пример"! Какво мислите да направите с парите?
- Ще се запиша на шофьорски курс! - казва човека, а жената до него се обажда:
- Не го слушайте, г-н полицай, той е толкова пиян, че само глупости говори.
От задната седалка се надига едно момче и вика:
-Абе, аз ви казах, че с тая крадена кола далече няма да стигнеме!
А от багажника се чува глас:
-Кво става, бе, минахме ли границата вече?
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Преди операция блондинка пита доктора:
- А след операцията ще мога ли да свиря на пиано?
- Разбира се, че ще можете - отговорил доктора.
- Уха! Супер! А сега не мога! - казала блондинката.
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Коцкар:
-Бих искал да ви се обадя. Какъв е телефонният ви номер?
- Има го в указателя.
- Ама не знам името ви.
- И то е там.
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На месаря му се ражда първо дете.Седи той там, гледа, нали само
веднъж му се ражда на човек първо дете.
Излиза детето и акушерките го дават на месаря да го претегли.
Слага го той на кантара и казва:
-3 и 600! Така ли да го оставя?
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Между приятели:
- Защо имаш синина по бузата?
- Жена ми ме удари с тигана, след като разбра, че имам любовница.
- А по другата буза?
- Любовницата ме удари като разбра, че съм женен.
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Един мъж пуснал обява във вестника: "Търся съпруга".
На следващия ден получил стотина писма. Във всички пишело:
"Вземете моята".
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Шофьор на такси седял в колата си, когато изведнъж се приближили двама младежи и казали:
- Извинете, ние сме от една младежка организация. Терористи заловиха един политик и заплашиха, че ако не бъде откупен за 1 млн. долара ще го залеят с бензин и ще го запалят жив. Ще дадете ли пари, за да помогнете?
- Ама разбира се, нали е държавник... А колко сте събрали засега?
- Ами около 20- 30 литра...
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- Моля ви, господине махнете това куче от мене, вече усещам как ме полазват бълхи!
- Рекси, ела тук, че леличката има бълхи.
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Полицай спира мутра и му казва:
-Дайте си докумeнтите и трите имена,моля.
Мутрата вбесен:
-Ти луд ли си,бе, а аз после как ще се казвам?
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Двама борци си говорят:
- Пешо, виж какво пише във вестника за нас.
- Ще видиш какво ще пише утре за редактора на вестника...
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Шеф към подчинен:
- Петров, я влез в Jobs.bg
Петров:
- Влязох. И сега какво да правя?
Шефът:
- Ами започвай да си търсиш работа...
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1. Колко пъти в седмицата ти се дояжда шоколад? (посочи число от 0 до 10)

2. Умножи това число по 2.

3. Добави 5.

4. Умножи резултата по 50 (ще те изчакам да си включиш калкулатора...)

5. Ако през 2008 г. вече си имал рожден ден - добави 1758. Ако рожденият ти ден през тази година още предстои - добави 1757.

6 Сега извади годината си на раждане (четирицифрено число).
Полученото число е трицифрено. Първата цифра посочва колко пъти в седмицата ти се прияжда шоколад.
Следващите две цифри показват . . .

НА КОЛКО СИ ГОДИНИ !! (Даааааа!!! Твоите години !!!)

Преди сватбата:

ТОЙ: Ура! Най-после! Едва дочаках!
ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?
ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!
ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?
ТОЙ: Разбира се!
ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?
ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?
ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?
ТОЙ: ДА!
ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?
ТОЙ: В никакъв случай!
ТЯ: Може ли да ти вярвам?

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