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ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?

ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!

ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?

ТОЙ: Разбира се!

ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?

ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?

ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?

ТОЙ: ДА!

ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?

ТОЙ: В никакъв случай!

ТЯ: Може ли да ти вярвам?

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Ученически речник
1. Училище - самотен манастир
2. Ученик - затворник №213
3. Ученичка - момиче в черно
4. Класен ръководител :
а) враг №1
б) цербер пред вратите на Ада
5.При директора :
а) в стаята за разпит
б) в бърлогата на звяра
6. Учител в чужбина – един идиот в Париж
7. Преди влизане в час – ах,а бяхме млади
8. Свободен час – сиромашка радост
9. Пред дъската :
а) Опълченците на Шипка
б) светът на мъките
в) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10. Бележник – черно досие
11. Събота – небето се изяснява
12. Неделя – слънцето грее за всички
13. Ваканция – животът започва отново
14. Родителска среща – скърцане на зъби
15. Тетрадка – черно и червено
16. Двойка – ще се срещнем пак
17. Тройка :
а) царска мъдрост
б)възнаграждение за страха
18. Четворка – родени за живот
19. Петица – на прага на щастието
20. Шестица :
а) ти сън ли си или те има...
б) това беше просто шега
21. Учител разказва урок – кацнал бръмбар на трънка и захванал да дрънка
22. Учител по френски – любимец №13
23. Учител по физическо – таралеж в атака
24. Учител по история – старинна монета
25. Дежурен учител - звероукротител
26. Междучасие :
а) Троянска война
б) пускай, Ганьо, говедата
27. Учителят и класа – Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
28. Учебна стая – гнездото на осите
29. Строшен джам – ни чул ни видял




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